Motorcycle + minigun = F'yeah!
The ultimate deterrent for thieves. And traffic.

Yamaha R1 minigun
WE'VE ALL heard sports bikes described as weapons because of their superlative power and handling, but this R1 is actually a weapon.
Some Americans (who else!) have fitted the front of it with a fully operational minigun to mow down almost anything in its path, and the end result is the Tailgunner/Dillon Aero M134x High Speed Interceptor.
If the best thing about bikes is that they're a bit dangerous, then this must be the best bike in the world, right?